Great Beer Quotes

• "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-

• "For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King." -William Shakespeare- 

•  "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa-

• "He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato-

• "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry-

•  "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,  That's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra-  

• "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -Ernest Hemingway-

•  "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway-

•  "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." -Dean Martin-  

• "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields-

• "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" -W.C. Fields-

• "Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder." -Anonymous-

•  "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde-

•  "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." -Tom Waits-

• "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" -Stephen Wright-

• "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill-

• "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm-

•  "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson-

•  "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." -Dave Barry-

• "An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout." -Unknown-

• "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." -Homer Simpson-
  

•  "Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems." -Homer Simpson-

• "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." -Catherine Zandonella- 

• "Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." -Ambrose Bierce- 

• "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol." -Anonymous-