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Imagine this… you just arrive home from work, you went straight to your haven called “fridge” where you store your stress reliever named “beer”. You took one of your ice cold “stress reliever” and your favorite boot from your cupboard, then voila, you realized you have no bottle opener. Stress level is rising! You tried to look for it but you couldn’t find it anywhere. A friend must have borrowed it and forgot to return. Or maybe… or maybe! Let’s cut to the chase – you don’t have a bottle opener on hand, period! Now, your beer is getting warm, what are you going to do? Stress not mates for here are our top 10 ways to help you open your beer without your bottle opener.
1. With Another Beer Bottle
Materials Needed:
2 Beer Bottles
Steps:
a. Put one bottle cap underneath the other one. Take Note: Make sure you are not putting the bottle cap under the glass of rim, the glass could break.
b. Once the bottle is secure underneath the cap, hold on with one hand.
c. Take the front bottle, and then slam it hard on a hard surface. It will immediately stop, the back bottle won’t. The energy is going to force the cap right up, opening up the bottle of beer.
To watch a video on how to open a beer bottle using another bottle, click here.
2. With a Toothbrush
Materials Needed:
Toothbrush
Beer Bottle
Steps:
Here is a video to show you how to do it right way.
3. With a Lighter
Materials Needed:
A smoker with a lighter
A Beer Bottle
Steps:
a. Hold the neck of the bottle with your left hand, with your pointer and thumb wrapped around the cap.
b. Position the bottom of the lighter under the cap.
c. Squeeze tightly your left hand to create pressure around the cap, in one swift motion, grab the top of the lighter with your right hand and push the lighter down like a lever.
d. The cap pops right off.
Note: Make sure to direct the bottle away from your face to avoid accidents.
Here is a video on how to do it right.
4. With Your Forearm
All you need in this method is your forearm and a bottle of beer. Plant the bottle on your forearm, press it really hard then twist. Cap pops right off.
Here is a video on how to do it.
5. With A Piece of Paper
Materials Needed:
A piece of paper
A bottle of beer
Steps:
a. Fold the paper into half until you can no longer fold it.
b. Once you reach that point, it can probably open up your beer.
c. Hold your beer tightly. Place the hard edge of the paper underneath of the cap. Holding it in place with your thumb.
d. If you’re strong enough, you can push the folded paper straight up. If you’re not, just pop it up.
Note: Make sure to direct the bottle away from your face to avoid accidents.
Here is a video on how to do it right.
6. With Your Teeth (Make sure it’s not false teeth, or else!)
Just make sure you have a strong set of teeth. You can chip a tooth.
Hook the bottle cap on your bottom teeth, your top teeth will be the fulcrum. Basically, you’re just biting the cap. Apply pressure to the top. The bottle will be the lever and the pulling action. Cap is going to come off. Teeth intact!
Here is a video on how to do it.
7. Spatula
Another technique of opening up a beer bottle is by using a cooking utensil, a spatula. It’s easy but you need to practice a lot first before you can master it. You might not only take the cap off but also the glass rim. That will be very dangerous.
Materials Needed:
A spatula
A bottle of Beer
Steps:
8. With Tits
Obviously, all you need in this technique are tits and a bottle of beer. There is actually no clear or step by step instruction on this one but it sure is pretty amazing. Watch the video, you’ll see why.
Be warned, there is no nudity in this video.
9. With a Ring
Who would’ve thought that you can actually use your wedding ring (or any kind of ring and use it as a bottle opener)? This technique is just one of the many advantages of being married, trust me!
Materials Needed:
A Wedding Ring
A Bottle of Beer
Steps:
a. Take your hand where your ring is placed.
b. Hold your bottle tight on your other hand.
c. Make sure the edge of the ring fits perfectly right underneath the cap. Make sure you’re not placing your ring right under the glass rim.
d. Grip the bottle tight. Your ring finger will act as the fulcrum, your arm will be the lever.
e. Then pull the cap right off.
Here is a video on how to do it.
10. Using Your Countertop
Materials Needed:
Countertop or any flat surface (should be corner-edged not the rounded one)
A Bottle of Beer
Steps:
Hold your beer. Take the corner edge of your countertop and shove it underneath the cap. Once you have the cap on the edge, take your hand, smack the cap. The countertop will hold the cap in place, while your smack will knock the bottle down, separating the two.
Here is a video on how to do it.
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