Drinking and socializing has been inseparable at least as early as 10,000 B.C. They have been the perfect pair for ages just like bread and butter, mac and cheese, pint glasses and beer. And as a tribute to this strong and blissful partnership, we've compiled 10 funny random posts from different social media sites about drinking.

For your tweeting and drinking pleasure:

1.) "...thinks that there are times when you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober..."

2.) "I wasn't that drunk! Dude, you walked up to an old man with a beard and screamed< Dumbledore, you're alive!"

3.) "Better belly burst than good liquor be lost."

4.) "Alcohol and calculus don't mix.. Don't drink and derive."

5.) "What's up with all these "ville" games? Fishville, Farmville, Yoville.. and where the hell is margaritaville?"

6.) "Say's ..... it's not the alcohol that causes hangovers it's the sleep, just think how great u felt before u went to bed (if u made it that far)"

7.) "No! For the last time stop asking if I am drunk... I am not drunk... Who would name their kid drunk?"

8.) "... was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before ."

9.) "An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do."

10.) "...is against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man."

source: Jockular.com

Bored of being alone at home or at a bar? Feeling alone with no one to enjoy with? Most of the time you drink beer, you are all by yourself. Don’t you wish somebody was there beside you to talk to and to toast with beer glasses? Wishing somebody to be there? This article is all about your beer buddy and how they are important to you.

A beer buddy is a very special and important friend that you regularly drink beer with, whether in a bar glassware or in a large beer boot. Whenever there are times you lack money, your beer buddy is there for you to buy you a glass of beer and sometimes, you will also do the same for your beer buddy.

This beer buddy relationship of yours is stronger than love. Why? Your beer buddy would help you in the moments when you become drunk. Here are some of the things a beer buddy can do:

• Take you home when you’re drunk
• A beer buddy never lies. He or she talks about everything out of the blue and both of you still manage to laugh about it.
• Introduces you to a bunch of girls or boys
• Pays the bill for you (Not all the time)
• Helps you in times of chaos, like fighting scenes
• Remembers every moment you being drunk
• Opens a bottle of beer for you
• Loves the worst part of you – being drunk
• Comforts of you in times of vomiting

A beer buddy does not necessarily limit to humans but it could also refer to animals as well. Is it harmful for animals to drink beer? It won't really harm your pet but just like anyone, it can also get alcohol poisoning from excessive consumption of beer.

Did you know that dogs can turn into an alcoholic faster than humans? Yes, they will get drunk, and they may even love it, but without any hope of getting laid. Alcohol can affect an animal a lot faster because of its faster metabolism. Dogs can be harshly affected by alcohol.

So the next time you drink beer with your beer buddy, don’t forget to thank him or her for everything your beer buddy has done to you despite all the sufferings your beer buddy encountered when you’re drunk. Enjoy a beer with your best beer buddy and remember to drink moderately.

Imagine this… you just arrive home from work, you went straight to your haven called “fridge” where you store your stress reliever named “beer”. You took one of your ice cold “stress reliever” and your favorite boot from your cupboard, then voila, you realized you have no bottle opener. Stress level is rising! You tried to look for it but you couldn’t find it anywhere. A friend must have borrowed it and forgot to return. Or maybe… or maybe! Let’s cut to the chase – you don’t have a bottle opener on hand, period! Now, your beer is getting warm, what are you going to do? Stress not mates for here are our top 10 ways to help you open your beer without your bottle opener.

1. With Another Beer Bottle

2. With a Toothbrush

3. With a Lighter

4. With Your Forearm

5. With A Piece of Paper

6. With Your Teeth (Make sure it’s not false teeth, or else!)

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